when u see ur literal boyfriend scrolling through tumblr………I fucking CANNOT rn LMFAO
now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.
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me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i’ll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices
me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed
hey fully vaxxed (american) people ur still gonna like. wear a mask right. on account of there’s no visual indicator that ur vaccinated. and on account of u wanna give service workers and nonvaxxed people peace of mind when ur interacting with them. and on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective. and on account of so many antimaskers and antivaxxers are gonna lie and say they’re vaccinated so they can not wear one and then ur at an even higher risk. yknow. on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective.
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do you think in the 80s y/n was getting sold to duran duran
it’s so weird to me how online lgbt spaces have such an obsession with these clear cut definitions of who’s allowed to call themselves x or reclaim y or even just exist in an lgbt space like. I feel like so much of being queer and being lgbt is breaking out of the strict categories cishet society as placed us in and it’s so fucking weird and uncomfortable to see lgbt communities just reinventing that
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okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable and sleep has made you forget all your worries and you go back to sleep feeling as content as ever.
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